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Squirrels...

The word alone, has been known to incite  panic. But, the creatures themselves are far more sinister than their common name could ever hope to be. These modern day monsters must be stopped. (Or stooped...depending on your personal level of kinkiness, and/or religious affiliations. Anyhow...)

I suppose you will all want back story? Fine, fuckers, here it goes...but beware this story will haunt you; eternally....

One day, not so long ago,  I decided to clean my car (oh





... continue reading "The Great Nut Tussle"

So, a little while back, a friend of mine felt the need to inform me that my love for cursing was making me look a bit immature, and generally lacking in a solid vocabulary.  I guess all those years in the Marine Corps did tend to dumb-down my language.  Late-teen/early-twenty year olds just seem to respond better when you call them a "cock-sucking son of a two-bit hooker."  But you know what?  She was absolutely right- I do need to shake

... continue reading "Lyrical Translations"