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Sleem was born Ariel Gross on a planet not too unlike your own. After landing his spaceship on Earth, he ... oh who am I fooling. I was born in Phoenix. I like to write music. I have a hot wife. I'm a spiritual person but I'm anti-religion. I also enjoy the following: paradoxes, picking on peoples' insecurities, laughing heartily, drawing penises on artwork, listening to weird music, reading (it's slower than telepathy but it's still enjoyable), watching people shift nervously in their chares during awkward moments, drinking my breakfast, playing games (particularly computer games), Aaron C. Donahue, nicorette gum and the occasional cigarette (should be a band name), paranormal stuff like UFOs and conspiracies, cats (all animals, really, but I like to live with cats), putting on the headphones and escaping reality for a little while, saving the planet a la green technology, science and the grey noodles contained within the human cranium, love notes written by my honey, pondering... Some things I hate: television (even though I am guilty of watching it from time to time), commercials, advertisements, brainwashed religious judgemental nutterballs, the zombie-masses that are destroying our planet and leaving it much more dangerous for our children, those same worthless scums-of-humans that are leaving me and several generations of my children to come in a large amount of debt and with a polluted world racing towards human extinction through uncontrolled environmental feedback loops involving greenhouse gases and... You know what? I'l just stop there. You out there, if you are one of these people, you had better watch out. I am coming for you, in one way or another.

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