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A story that has both rocked the internet gossip sites, and inspired apathy among voters everywhere is that Heidi Montag and John McCain’s daughter, Megan were spotted having lunch together last week. I don’t know about you, but nothing makes me feel more patriotic than red, white and vapid lunches at The Ivy. I know who I’ll be voting for in November.

the newest members of the Brangelina clan could be 20 million dollars richer…and they’re about 10 days old. That’s right, according to E! online, the tabloids are itching for the first official pics of the infant twins, and word on the street is that they’re willing to shell out 15-20 mil for the photos. No word on whether Brad and Angelina plan on taking any of the offers.